Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we know how to start the New Year right...with an inside joke written especially for computer programmers and Robert Frost fans by Matthew Sewell in his first piece for us: The Subroutine Not Taken By Matthew Sewell 10 HOME 20 PRINT "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood." 30 INPUT "Which would you like to travel (L / R / BOTH)? "; A$ 40 IF A$ = "BOTH" THEN 70 50 PRINT "Are you sure? Try to be more philosophical." 60 GOTO 20 70 PRINT "Sorry, you cannot travel both and be one traveler. I would think that's obvious, actually"... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx