Welcome to The Big Jewel, the most magical web site on God's green earth. Magical as we are, we are not half as magical as the Mindfreak himself, master illusionist Criss Angel. But then anyone who has dated Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears must have something special up his sleeve. It's all in the wand, folks: The Six-Month Benihana Job Evaluation of Mindfreak's Criss Angel By Wayne Gladstone & Eric Feezell Date: March 14, 1993 Appearance: At the time of Mr. Angel's retention, it was explained that while Benihana hires employees of varied races, our customers have certain expectations regarding their chef's appearance. To this end, many of our Latino and Filipino employees have successfully affected an "air of Japanese" through a combination of training, demeanor, and attire. Mr. Angel claimed creating such an illusion would be "wicked easy" because he had been "schooled by an ancient Oriental mystic"... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx