Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we not only make you laugh, we make you think we're going to make you think...and then we don't. We enjoy little surprises like that. Little surprises -- like, did you ever notice, most observational comics are observationally challenged? What's up with that? Justin Warner knows: "The Remedial Observational Comic" by Justin Warner Ever notice how it's always the women who have breasts? What's up with that? I swear, every analog watch I've ever bought runs clockwise. You know what weighs a hell of a lot? An elephant. You don't want one of those mamas dropped on your head... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx