In this highly charged political week, The Big Jewel invites you to investigate America's strange but lovable electoral process with America's only truly liberated detective. Also -- in a rare burst of editorial responsibility -- we encourage you to do your civic duty on November 2 by voting for the privileged, affluent, corrupt and dishonest white male Yale graduate of your choice. Ah, democracy! Never has your range of options been so rich and varied! But on to our story: The Philosopher King Caper: From the Casebook of Mike Freeman, America's Only Truly Liberated Detective by Kurt Luchs Normally I don't take cases like this. But what's normal about a geek named John Q. Public who has 1.7 kids, 2.2 cars and is between the ages of 18 and 35?... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx