[thebigjewel] The PETV Newsletter - November 10, 2004

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This week The Big Jewel is proud to feature the thoughts of the world's
most respected inter-species ethicist (apart from Pamela Anderson), David

"The PETV Newsletter"

by David Martin

People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables -- August Newsletter. Well,
it's August, and the corn is as high as an elephant's eye. But, as we
know, not for long. As you read this newsletter, thousands of combines and
harvesters are viciously cutting down our silken-eared brothers and
sisters throughout the Midwest. Idealistic Hammerstein lyrics aside, Man's
irrational war against nature continues...

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