Welcome to The Big Jewel, the most powerful investigative journalism organization in the world. We're so powerful, we were even able to obtain some secret internal memos from the failed insurance company AIG -- you know, the one "too big to fail" but not too big to bail out with your tax dollars. Like any good modern journalist, first-time Big Jewel writer Sharon Riley did not let the complete fictitiousness and nonexistence of these memos stand in the way of exposing them: The Liddy Memos -- A Kindle Excerpt By Sharon Riley June 3, 2009 ?- Everything's for sale at AIG. The New York Post reports that credit-default-swap seller AIG may have signed a contract to sell its New York headquarters for $100 million and has already sold off its office building in New Jersey for an undisclosed amount. The Post also reports that the company is demanding reimbursement of donations, including the quarter of a million dollars the corporation's charitable endowment paid out to Citymeals-on-Wheels. AIG executives have been spotted in the hallways of rent-controlled buildings wrestling containers of Jell-O and mushy peas from the gnarled hands of elderly shut-ins, and seen later reselling the trays at Bryant Park food kiosks... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx