Welcome to The Big Jewel, where are giving away our worldly possessions to charity. Well, some of them. Speaking of that, though, did you ever wonder how charitable organizations decide on which projects to fund? Us neither. But we're going to tell you anyhow, thanks to Michael Kaplan in his first piece for us: Summary Of Second Quarter Grant Proposals By Michael Kaplan IDENTITY REUNIFICATION. Support Center for victims of ID theft unable to make a smooth return to identities of origin. Symptomatic behavior can include chronic mistrust, changing last names to unpronounceable words, shredding random household items. Requesting seed money for educational brochures and a 24-hour hotline. COMMENT: Ground floor of potential new disorder. Let's grab it... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx