This week The Big Jewel has only one fervent, heartfelt wish: that there could be more rambling, incoherent speeches in our lives. And now, thanks to editor Kurt Luchs, there are! Just listen: "Speech, Speech!" by Kurt Luchs In the 34 years it has been my pleasure to be associated with this company -- well, not quite 34, actually, but very close to it, very close indeed -- in fact, a good deal more than 33 -- perhaps even more than 33 and a half, though I'm not sure, it might have been a leap year -- but anyway, so close to 34 that it might as well BE 34, even though it's NOT -- at least, I don't think so... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx