[thebigjewel] Shocking Excerpts From Santa's Secret Mission Logs - December 17, 2008

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Welcome to The Big Jewel, where the elves are more often shirking than
working. It would be a blue, blue Christmas indeed if not for Associate
Editor Mike Richardson-Bryan and his intimate relationship with Santa, the
source of this week's breaking holiday news:

Shocking Excerpts From Santa's Secret Mission Logs

By Mike Richardson-Bryan

December 26, 336
They said it couldn't be done, but I did it! Thousands of toys, all
hand-made and hand-delivered to every home in Christendom, and all in one
night! Oh, to see the looks on the faces of all those little boys and
girls. Maybe I should do this every year.

December 26, 339
What a mess out there. Rome has fallen and civilization is in ruins. Also,
I lost a mitten...

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