[thebigjewel] Selections From An Anti-Duck Propaganda Pamphlet - October 31, 2007

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Welcome to The Big Jewel, your duck hunting superstore. This week we are
happy to introduce Meg Favreau, whose fowling piece aims some buckshot at
a little-known but pernicious problem:

Selections From An Anti-Duck Propaganda Pamphlet

By Meg Favreau

Lately there has been an epidemic of DUCKS posing as PEOPLE. These ducks
pretend to be HUMAN CHILDREN (ducks are small) who say they are "lost" and
"need their mommies." When an adult human tries to help the duck child, it
STEALS the human's WALLET. The ducks are then using this money to create
PRO-DUCK PROPAGANDA and also to buy stale breadcrumbs...

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