Welcome to The Big Jewel, where the web we weave is always tangled. Though not quite as tangled as the one woven in this sordid small town tale of love and betrayal by Dan Shea, who is new to our pages. We haven't seen anything this cleverly conceived and executed since Saddam Hussein's neck-stretching party: Random Clippings From The Addleton Gazette By Dan Shea From the Local section (page C3), dated 7/01/05: 'BRIDE-ZILLA' GOES ON RAMPAGE, 3 INJURED Violence erupted yesterday at a wedding ceremony being held at the downtown Episcopal Church when the bride-to-be suddenly became agitated and began lashing out at guests and others in the middle of the service. Eyewitness accounts vary and no motive for the outbreak is clear... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx