[thebigjewel] Ramming One's Head Into Sculptures - March 25, 2009

Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we are never out of creative new ways to
sell rotten old garbage. This week Dirk Voetberg returns with an internal
memo that is guaranteed to raise morale around the office:

We Need Some Fresh Ideas Here at Ramming One's Head into Sculptures at
Full Speed, Inc.

By Dirk Voetberg

Team,

As you know, we here at Ramming One's Head into Sculptures at Full Speed,
Inc., have experienced fifty-eight straight quarters of declining revenue.
Well, I was hired as your new VP of Marketing to snap that slump! But I
know that we can only do it as a team! So I'm calling out to each and
every one of you to contribute whatever marketing suggestions you have.
Come on by! My door's always open! And, remember, there's no such thing as
a bad idea! I mean that!...

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