Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we have been searching the classifieds for a funny but reasonably-priced piece about searching the classifieds. Fortunately, Pete Reynolds -- who is new to these pages -- was there to help us find it: Particularly Overt Classified Ads By Pete Reynolds MediocriCo, Inc. -- Marketing Associate. Get started down the Long Road to the Middle! Looking for young, spirited, optimistic go-getters who are open to having their souls crushed by a lifetime of overwhelming monotony and trite, career-stunting office politics. Useless bachelor's degree preferred. Ability to begrudgingly, but consistently, obey orders a plus. Willingness to wear ties with short-sleeve dress shirts also a plus... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx