Welcome to The Big Jewel! If you look in the dictionary under "literary humor," you'll find our picture. Speaking of dictionaries, what's the most terrifying book in the world? No, not something by Stephen King, or the latest copy of the Federal Register. It's the Random House Unabridged. Don't believe it? Read on: One High Fever, Unabridged By Kurt Luchs I'm no Dale Carnegie, God knows, but I recently stumbled upon a principle of mental health that no person wishing to retain his sanity should ignore. In short, it is this: Never open a dictionary unless you have a specific word, a particular verbal destination in mind. To do otherwise is to play Russian roulette with your faculties, the difference being that with a dictionary there is, so to speak, a bullet in every chamber. I speak from bitter, brutal experience... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx