Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we are always prepared to defend the sacred institution of marriage in the sacred rhythms of iambic pentameter. David Martin returns to us with three poetic salutes to the bonds of matrimony...and deep regret that they aren't U.S. Savings Bonds: "Ode to a Spouse" By David Martin In the throes of romantic love, some of the world's most famous poets wrote great poems full of expressions of undying love and eternal devotion. But what if those folks had been stuck in a difficult thirty-year marriage? Might their poetry have been a bit different? William Shakespeare Shall I compare thee to day old bread? Thou art more crusty and less full of taste. Rough edges do dull the aging buds half dead, And bread's expiration hath all too short a date... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx