* Big Jewel stalwart David Jaggard tells us all the previously unpublished epilogues to some literary classics. And if you don't remember the original endings to these literary classics, don't worry! David meticulously types out each and every one of them! * Also, The Big Jewel will keep on publishing right through the holidays -- we work over Christmas so you don't have to. Thanks for reading, and have a great week. Nice Surprise Endings: Epilogues To Familiar Literary Classics By David Jaggard Incident at Owl Creek Bridge by Ambrose Bierce ...As he is about to clasp her he feels a stunning blow upon the back of the neck; a blinding white light blazes all about him with a sound like the shock of a cannon -- then all is darkness and silence! Peyton Farquhar was dead; his body, with a broken neck, swung gently from side to side beneath the timbers of the Owl Creek bridge. - - - Epilogue - - - "For crying out loud Peyton, wake up and quit moaning!" his wife shouted. "You're probably having that damn war flashback nightmare again!" "Woah!" Farquhar exclaimed. "It was so vivid!" "It was 'vivid' three times last month!" his wife snapped. "Look -- they didn't hang you, all right? The rope broke, you escaped, I hid you in the cellar for the rest of the war and now here we both are, safe and sound. For heaven's sake, that was almost forty years ago -- think you'd get over it by now. Now shut the hell up and go back to sleep." "Why'd I ever marry the old sow?" Peyton muttered to himself as he rolled over. "But that dream! What a shock!" For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/nicesurpriseendings/ --- To subscribe to this email please email us at list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and put the word "subscribe" in your subject line. If you wan't to unsubscribe please email us at list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with the word "x7dsl9838~~! 1180sjjjjjjjjjjjj**" in your subject line. Only the properly spelled versions of each word will be understood by our advanced computer system.