This week at The Big Jewel, in honor of the superfluous remake of "War of the Worlds" which will soon be infesting our nation's theaters, we present a noir-flavored tale about another aspect of the angry red planet: My Love Is Green by Walter Lynx My latest client was a short bald guy in a pinstripe suit. He had knobby hands, smooth green skin, antennae and eyes like silver dollars. He wore an "I Like Ike" button on his left lapel -- a good private detective notices things like that... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx