Welcome to The Big Jewel, the Barbie Dreamhouse of literary wit. This week, please say hello to John Frank and his first piece for us, about two diametrically opposed dolls: Mariposa Barbie Welcomes Fair Trade Doll To Fairytopia By John Frank MARIPOSA BARBIE: Hi! You're new! You came from Hannah's aunt Jane who runs the food co-op! What's your name?! I'm Mariposa Barbie and this is Hannah's room! I call it Fairytopia! FAIR TRADE DOLL: I don't have a name. I am a Fair Trade Doll, handcrafted by members of Kutch Mahila Vikas Sanghathan, a collective of over 4,000 rural women living in the western Indian state of Gujarat, for whom the proceeds from my sale have provided 25 cups of food. MARIPOSA BARBIE: Yummy! I'm made by Mattel and helped boost Q2 profits 15% globally! Did you know that through Global Barbie(TM) you can view my website in several different foreign languages?... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx