Welcome to The Big Jewel, which will soon magically transform into a Harry Potter fan site just long enough for us to get the extra traffic. Meanwhile, just in time for Harry's birthday, enjoy our favorite take on J.K. Rowling's creation by the equally beautiful and talented Mike Richardson-Bryan: Letter From The Hogwarts Alumni Office By Mike Richardson-Bryan Mr. Harry Potter Godric's Hollow Gloucestershire BS37 A10 Dear Mr. Potter, Greetings from Hogwarts! Has it really been nineteen years since you last strode the hallowed halls of Britain's finest school of magic? Even without the assistance of a Time-Turner, time truly flies. A lot has changed at Hogarts since you graduated. Aldis lamps have replaced owls, golf carts have replaced Thestrals, and safe, reliable lifts have replaced the more capricious of the moving staircases. And what's that in the library? Yes, it's the school's very first computer, a Commodore 64, which I'm assured by those in the know is the very pinnacle of Muggle technology. Huzzah for progress!... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx