Welcome to The Big Jewel, where the sun never sets on a "Law and Order" rerun. That may be why our friend Dan Shea is suffering from a "Law and Order" overdose -- certainly a common occurrence in this great nation of ours. Won't you help him feel better? Read his piece. Chung-chung! I Try Unsuccessfully To Solve Everyday Problems After Watching An Entire Marathon Of "Law And Order" By Dan Shea Problem: The shower won't stop running in the morning. Rational Solution: Use wrench, call plumber, put bucket under drip, etc. My New "Law and Order" Solution: Tell showerhead in low but firm tone that SOMEONE here was going to stop leaking and that the toilet was on the other side of the curtain at this very moment spilling its guts about the rusted pipe in the wall, so now's the time to start playing ball, son...(I'm bluffing, of course)... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx