Welcome to The Big Jewel, where Christmas comes twice a year. This week our Secret Santa is Frank Ferri, who has a traumatizing tale about the author of a well-known holiday song: Years Later, The Guy Who Wrote "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" Still Has Regrets By Frank Ferri Slut. Slut! The woman gets a little of Uncle Jerry's famous eggnog in her and she's easier than flicking a light switch. Alcohol and her fetish for holiday icons. Disaster... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx