Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we remain convinced that all dogs go to heaven. After putting their owners through hell, that is: Hurley By Brian Beatty My dog Hurley knows two commands: "Feed me!" and "Bring me my fetch toy, owner boy!" Everybody thought it was so cute when he was a surly little puppy. "Oh, look!" they'd say. "He thinks he's YOUR master." But two years later he's grown into an eighty-five pound dog with an inflatable swimming pool of a slobber problem and this booming voice like James Earl Jones -- and his authority issues aren't as adorable somehow... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx