Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we are trying to think of something nice to do for our sweethearts this Valentine's Day. Why not have them read Eric Feezell's heartbreaking confessional of young love gone wrong? If that doesn't put them in the mood, nothing will: Eric Feezell, Who's Not Bitter, Sends A Few E-Valentines To Ex-Girlfriends By Eric Feezell Dear Stacy, Well, it's been a while Stacy. What, 16 years? Although you weren't my first "girlfriend," according to the textbook definition, you were my first kiss, and therefore my first "real girlfriend," according to the Awkward Seventh-Grader Pocket Field Guide -- which doesn't really exist, by the way. Had it, I might have known I was doing, and you might not have broken up with me a mere two hours after that sloppy smooch... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx