Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we always know just where we are. What's more, we can tell you exactly how to get there...or rather, Curtis Edmonds can. He's making his Big Jewel debut this week so please applaud loudly enough for him to hear you: Directions To The New House By Curtis Edmonds The get-together for next Friday is still on, despite the difficulties many of you faced last time in getting here. Unfortunately, Google Maps and the major commercial GPS systems have yet to put the new development in their databases, so please pay close attention to the new directions. Of course, once you get to the development, ours is the seventeenth house on the left -- the one with the garden gnome that looks like Lyndon B. Johnson sucking on a kumquat... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx