We hate to contradict Samuel Johnson, but patriotism is not the last refuge of a scoundrel. The Big Jewel is the last refuge of a scoundrel, and we welcome you to it. This week the scoundrel is our own Justin Warner, who casts aspersions on the noble race of felines: "Diary Of A Psychotic Cat" By Justin Warner (For Maggie, wherever she may be) November 22: An otherwise fine morning was marred by a third consecutive breakfast of Fancy Feast Hearty Chicken n' Liver, though I have clearly demonstrated my preference for the Tasty Tuna variety. After washing down the repast with a saucer of vaguely acidic half-and-half, I registered my displeasure to the She-Keeper with a swift warning bite to the ankle: two superficial punctures, nothing more, out of respect for her flexibility in accommodating recent changes to my weekday feeding schedule... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx