[thebigjewel] Dental Care Advisory - February 26, 2003
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- Date: Wed, 26 Feb 2003 08:23:11 -0700 (MST)
* Jay Pinkerton returns to The Big Jewel with a piece that may or may not
be very serious and concerning non-fiction.
Dental Care Advisory:
A Brush With Danger
By Jay Pinkerton
Thank you for purchasing Placid Springs Tartar Control Toothpaste. The
following warnings are for your protection and care. Use only as advised.
WARNING
* Placid Springs Tartar Control Toothpaste contains fluoride, which can be
harmful in large quantities. Do not allow children to use in excess of
three times a day.
* Please do not swallow in large amounts.
SUPPLEMENTAL WARNINGS (as result of 05/11/01 lawsuits)
* Do not squeeze Placid Springs Tartar Control Toothpaste directly into
eyes.
* Should not be used as a contraceptive.
* Placid Springs Tartar Control Toothpaste is not a substitute for food.
* Contains trace amounts of addictive substances.
* Please do not remove pants and insert Placid Springs Tartar Control
Toothpaste in anus with the intent to amuse others.
For the full article please visit:
http://www.thebigjewel.com/dentalcareadvisory/
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