[thebigjewel] Dear Doctor Castle - September 28, 2002
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- Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 07:15:46 -0600 (MDT)
Dear Doctor Castle
By Neil Pasricha
Dear Doctor Castle,
I think I'm depressed. I'm constantly wondering about the meaning of life.
I'm constantly asking myself what my real purpose is here and then thinking
that maybe I just don't have one. Are these normal thoughts? Do I need
Prozac or something?
Sincerely,
R. J. Kiplong
Algona, Washington
Hey R.J.,
I'm not really a doctor, man. My first name is just actually "Doctor." I'm
serious. People think I'm a doctor because of my odd first name but, I
swear, I am definitely not trained to help people with their medical
questions. I don't have any answers for you. Sorry.
Sincerely,
Doc Castle
- - - -
Dear Doctor Castle,
I've been taking Flexeril for back pain for a few weeks now. Lately, my
wife has complained about my lack of sex drive. Is this a side effect of my
medication?
Sincerely,
Sanjay Duma
Greenville, South Carolina
Hey Sanjay,
I'm not a medical doctor, as you can see from my response above to R.J. I'm
a mostly-unemployed 24-year-old graduate of Madison Community College. I
got my education in VCR Repair and I specialize in Panasonics. I only got
the temp job writing this help column because my uncle has worked for the
paper for 15 years and he convinced them to give me a chance. So, I'm
sorry, but unless you have any questions about the dangers of hitting eject
before a tape is done rewinding, or the proper method for removing a stuck
tape from a four-head Panasonic PV-V4021, I can't really help you.
Sorry about that,
Doc Castle
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