Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we like to ring out the old before we ring in the new. In this case, the old would be our old friend Dave Martin, whose coworkers can't wait to celebrate his retirement: Dave's Retirement Lunch By David Martin Good afternoon and welcome to the retirement lunch for Dave Martin. I'm Bill Rankin, the Director of Western Operations. Since neither our CEO Chet Weston nor Dave's boss Steve Lester could be here and because I drew the short straw, I'll be emceeing today's festivities. Both Chet and Steve are in an all-day meeting about printer supplies and paper-clip budgeting and send their regrets... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx