Welcome to The Big Jewel, where our idea of Intelligent Design is a congressman with no mouth. This week we invited the greatest minds in the world -- the ones running the most successful transnational corporations -- to brainstorm some new proofs for the existence of God. If you have any inclination for deep philosophical thoughts or fiendishly innovative branding strategies, this one's for you: Corporate Sponsored Proofs for the Existence of God By Justin Kahn 1 . The Argument from Design Imagine that you are walking in the woods when you trip over a rock. You kick the rock aside, thinking nothing of it. Now suppose you are walking through the woods and you slip on a finely crafted timepiece... You look at it carefully. It is a Rolex. Precision. Craftsmanship. Timelessness. Reliability... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx