[thebigjewel] Commercials For Meg Favreau - July 1, 2009

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  • Date: Wed, 1 Jul 2009 16:05:46 -0600 (MDT)

Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we guarantee to keep this page free from
the crass commercialism that so oppresses all of us every waking second of
each and every day. On the other hand, have you seen those really great
commercials for the new, improved Meg Favreau? Oddly enough, she's here to
tell you about them in person. Has Billy Mays been reincarnated already?

Commercials For Meg Favreau

By Meg Favreau

1) Helicopter shot. A field filled with dandelions. As we zoom in, we see
a young Meg Favreau running gleefully, giving a piggy-back ride to Meg
Favreau. The pair grin with reckless abandon as they approach a farmhouse.
At the end of the driveway, tight shot on the mailbox. They open the box.
Inside, there's an envelope. It's a Social Security check addressed
to...Meg Favreau? Zoom back out. Both Megs are wrinkled and old. Title on
screen: "Meg Favreau: As young as you feel"...

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