The Big Jewel wants you to know that there is no hypochondria like the hypochondria of a healthy young man. Join new contributor Robert Sudduth in a navel-gazing exercise in ersatz terror called: "Boy, Intercepted" by Robert Sudduth As I write this, I?m convinced that I have pink eye. To me, this is as horrific a thought as sitting through a screening of an Olsen Twins movie. The numerous internet sites that I?ve been to so far say that pink eye isn?t life-threatening, a myth that I am certain my life will debunk. "What a horrible ending," they?ll sniffle at my funeral. "To think that poor boy spent his last few days on this earth looking like he took 32 consecutive bong hits"... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To subscribe or unsubscribe from this email list please email list@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx with your request.