Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we wish we could remember that clever thing that some historical figure said at one time or another. Oh fortunate happenstance that David Martin does remember -- although sometimes we pine for a big staff like they have at the New Yorker so we could check his facts. But no matter. A good quote is a good quote even if no one ever said it: "Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations" By David Martin Selected entries from Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations (first edition): Socrates (469 - 399 B.C.) "I didn't know you could make tea from hemlock." Jesus (ca. 1 - 33) "Now after I'm gone, don't go adding a bunch of elaborate rituals"... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx