[thebigjewel] Baby on Board - July 13, 2005
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- Date: Wed, 13 Jul 2005 07:29:06 -0600 (MDT)
Big Jewel assistant editor Justin Warner used to have an inner child. But
this week his inner child came out...of his lovely wife Courtney. They are
now the proud parents of their firstborn. Not surprisingly, Justin's
thoughts have suddenly turned away from correcting manuscripts to
correcting automotive safety hazards:
"Baby on Board"
by Justin Warner
Congratulations on your purchase of the SafeTot Infant Car Seat: the
safest, most reliable car seat that a reasonable amount of money can buy.
IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ AND MEMORIZE THIS INSTRUCTION MANUAL, INCLUDING THE
SPANISH AND GERMAN TRANSLATIONS, PRIOR TO YOUR CHILD'S CONCEPTION...
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