* Big Jewel regular J. Pinkerton peels back the Rolling Stone covers, Grammy nominations, and #1 singles to give us all a glimpse at the Avril Lavigne we haven't seen. Enjoy! --- Avril Lavigne: By The Numbers By J. Pinkerton Number of unique words in 500-word Avril Lavigne song: 100 Title of song: "Complicated" Number of unique words in 130-word poem "Simplicity" by Robert Service: 92 Average number of unique words "Simplicity" contains for every unique word in "Complicated": 3.5 Lavigne, on Lavigne: "I'm a skater punk who writes guitar-driven rock." No. of tracks on Lavigne's Let Go for which she has sole writing credit: 0 On writing guitar-driven rock: "I sit down with a guitar player usually." For the full breakdown please visit: http://www.thebigjewel.com/avrillavignebythenumbers/ -- To subscribe/unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please mail us your request on the back of an autographed picture of Ted Danson posing with the cast of Becker.