Remember, folks -- The Big Jewel is America's last, best hope for a good laugh in easily digestible prose form. This week's offering comes courtesy of our own Ed Page, who brings us an interview with as much connection to reality as a CBS News fact checker: "A Short Interview With Larry Sandwich, Health Nut" by Ed Page INTERVIEWER: How long have you been a health nut? LARRY SANDWICH: Well, let's see...as long as I can remember. And I can remember pretty far back, let me tell you. Hell, I remember the dinosaurs. Remember those? Huge gray nasty things with long snouts, always stealing your peanuts... INTERVIEWER: Peanuts? I think you may be thinking of elephants. LARRY SANDWICH: Is that what they were? I do remember thinking, "Why are all these dinosaurs here at the circus?"... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx