[thebigjewel] A Letter Of Apology - September 28, 2005
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- Date: Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:37:21 -0600 (MDT)
Welcome to The Big Jewel, where even the Bard of Avon is never safe from
unseemly ridicule. This week we hail the return of the ever-popular J.
Pinkerton, whose tale of a miscast and misbegotten production of Hamlet
should be kept away from children and members of PETA:
"A Letter of Apology For My All-Hamster Production of Hamlet, and the
Firefight with the Police Which Ensued"
By J. Pinkerton
Dear Parents,
If you are reading this letter, you were in the audience the afternoon of
September 7th for my all-hamster production of Shakespeare's Hamlet. This
letter should be seen as a big "Thank you!" for your attendance and
support. It also serves double duty as an official apology, constituting
one stipulation of my five-year sentence and rehabilitation as a
consequence of my all-hamster production of Shakespeare's Hamlet...
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