Welcome to The Big Jewel, where our motto is: "When God speaks, we listen." Which, apparently, is more than can be said for those knuckleheads at the finance company: "A Letter From God To HSBC Regarding His No-Interest Loan" By Ken Krimstein Dear Sir or Madam, I have more than a small bone to pick with you regarding the instigation of the full APR on my no-interest loan for the MacMall purchase I made earlier this year -- account number 3259-4300-9546-8891. As you know, MacMall had been touting a special incentive to lure me into upgrading my computer from a G4 to a G5, or was it a G5 to a G6? I'm not sure, I usually have people who deal with such matters for me. Dead people, to be sure. But since they're trying to earn their wings, I find they are very dedicated and focused on such matters... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx