Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we just had the clever idea of using our time machine to go back in time to get a better price on our time machine. And on that note of temporal displacement, we hope you will enjoy Brad Hooker's first piece for us: A 30-Year-Old Man's Frustrating Conversation With His 5 Year-Old Self By Brad Hooker FIVE: Who are you? THIRTY: Holy crap, it's me! I mean, you're me! How old am I? Or you -- how old are you? FIVE: (Holds up five fingers) THIRTY: Five? Geez, I overshot this a little. You...I mean I -- was supposed to be fifteen... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx