Welcome to The Big Jewel, the home of fine governance. Being the mayor of a small yet bustling American city carries with it certain responsibilities -- such as keeping one's Outlook task list up to date. Just ask Dan Shea: 27 Consecutive Items from the Outlook Task List of Peter Fallman, Mayor of Addleton By Dan Shea Jan 21: Must place thank-you call to Sheriff Brown for kind intro at inauguration. Jan 23: Secretary?s name is Ahn-DRAY-ah, not AN-dree-ah! Jan 30: Must have word with Andrea re: telephone etiquette. Also, apologize to Sheriff Brown re: rudeness of Andrea. Feb 7: New secretary?s name is Paul. Feb 21: Call City Attorney Ramirez re: Andrea?s frivolous civil suit. Does she have grounds to claim Clerical Squatters? Rights? Do those even exist?!... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx