Welcome to The Big Jewel, where the great literature of the past is often revisited in the same way stalkers revisit their favorite prey. This week the target is one of the most famous poems written by Wallace Stevens. Christopher Jones has taken "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird" and turned it into something a bit more contemporary and...er...hard-hitting: "Thirteen Ways of Hitting Some Guy with a Rock" By Christopher Jones I Among 20 snowy parking lots, A rock was all I had. So that's what I hit him with... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx