* Bell, John (JBell@xxxxxxxxxxxx) on [04-26-00 13:41] did utter: > >> P.P.S. No, I don't have a Porsche (you wouldn't catch me dead in one). > >> The Dodge Dakota Quad Cab will be here at end of May, though... > >> gotta have something to haul the family around in ;-). > > > Well, no family here, but I went and looked over a Boxster the other > > day...no _way_ would I own that car for one giant reason: you can't get to > > the engine without a hydraulic lift! I was like, "oh, neat, the engine > must > > be in the rear"...*opens truck*..."uhm, where's the engine?" Dealer: > > "Oh...it's sealed off. Here, you can check the oil with this dipstick in > > the trunk though." Call me old-fashioned, but no thanks. > > Agreed. I'm a big fan of bolt-on mods. I like to work on the engine > that I paid for. Hey, that's just me. No hacker type would be caught > dead with a 100k mile sealed-maintenance drivetrain, IMESHO. Amen. Hell, even if it requires $5000 in specialized tools to change the sparkplugs, I'd prefer to be able open _something_ and tinker. Hermetically sealed cars, proprietary source code...no wonder Microsoft's world rotates in the wrong direction... http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q131/1/09.asp > Coming soon... the Dodge Dak QC with 400hp. Boojah, grandma. Boojah. Holy hell. Neil ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ . /._ o / --personal="caine@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" /|//- / / --business="caine@xxxxxxxxxxx" / ''- / /__ --homepage="http://antediluvian.org/"; ' ~~ http://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~