Non-Microsoft Training Center in Terre Haute.

  • From: Steve Baker <ice@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: technocracy@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2001 11:55:47 -0500

Please take a moment to review the following information and training
schedules to learn how the SB Consulting Group & Learning Center can
assist ISU to maximize employee performance and enhance your overall
productivity when working with Microsoft Products. 

The SB Consulting Group & Learning Center is not a Microsoft Certified
Technical Education Center and all classes are instructed by a Steve Baker
Certified Trainer.  Each class is Monday-Friday, 10:00am-4:00pm or whenever I
decide to wake up and are instructor-led, group paced with structured hands on
lab activities.  Each student will receive non-Microsoft Approved Linux to
take with them to use for referencing at the course end.

Below is a class schedule for the next three months for software and
technical training.  Please keep in mind when reviewing the schedule the
SB Consulting Group would be glad to add any course for your group or
customize a class if necessary.  In addition to the schedules I would be
glad to provide you with a list of all the classes the SB Consulting
Group & Learning Center offers along with the outlines for each.  

For further information please call or email to the address below.

Software Training Schedules:

April
2       Un-installing Microsoft products level 1
3       Un-installing Microsoft products level 2
4       Un-installing Microsoft products level 3
6       Fixing Microsoft products with mke2fs Intro.
9       Converting Access to a real database level 1
10      Converting Access to a real database level 2
11      Converting Access to a real database level 3
12      Giving up on Access and starting over with a real database.
17      Microsoft Exorcism Level 1
18      Microsoft Exorcism Level 2
19-20   Advanced Microsoft Exorcism (Papal experts will be on hand).
23      WAN wide Microsoft un-installation using Outlook level 1
24      WAN wide Microsoft un-installation using Outlook level 2
25      Makeing your enemies rue the day they installed Outlook Intro.
26      Exploiting other glaring Microsoft security holes level 1.

May / June - More of the above.

Technical Training Schedules:

April
2-6     #2154   Getting real work done with Linux.
4       #1585   Making bash scripts do all the work for you.
5-6     # 410   Eliminating your job with cron.
7       # 401   Doing your job at home in your underwear w/ remote
                administration.
8       #7120   Configuring your server for network game play.
9-13    #1013   Playing games on your network server.
10      #2018   Convincing your boss that the game you're playing is
                actually work.
16-20   #2152   Installing and configuring un-sanctioned services.
17      #1231   Hiding un-sanctioned services from your employer.
24      #1594   Setting up streaming porn services.
25      #302.1  Downloading porn from news servers Intro.
26      #302.2  Downloading porn from news servers Advanced.
27      #302.3  Saturating a OC-4 with porn downloads.

May
1-2     # 491   Finding MP3's w/o Napster.
3       #2151   Storing and sharing of MP3's.
4-8     #1153   Dealing with warz dudes.
10-11   #2159   Finding, torturing and killing 3l|t3 h4|<0rz.
14-18   #2153   Making fun of clueless users.
21-22   #1251   Playing with the minds of your clueless users.
23-25   # 493   Punishing users for their impudence.
29-30   #1592   Blaming others/software for your mistakes.

June
4-8     #1608   Solutions to avoiding work.
4-8     #2152   Getting as much money as you can out of departmental coffers.
11-15   # 832   How to make yourself look better on personel reviews.
12      #1585   Making the most of super-user access.
18-22   #2154   Administering yourself into lifetime job security.
19-20   # 410   Dealing with your annoying co-workers.
21      # 401   Schmoozing the boss.
22      #7120   Advanced goofing off.
26      #1594   Power web browsing.


Steve Baker
Professional Slacker
SB Consulting Group & Learning Center
Science, rm 120
ice@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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