I am still laughing about this one (fwd)

  • From: Paul Cardwell <arc@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: technocracy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 12 Jun 2000 08:21:23 -0500 (EST)

 If you receive an email entitled "Bad-times," delete
 it immediately.  Do not open it. Apparently this one
 is pretty nasty.

 It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,
 but it will also delete anything on disks within 20
 feet of your computer through the use of subspace
 field harmonics.

 It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit

 It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up
 the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field
 harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

 It will program your phone auto dial to call only your
 mother-in-law's number.

 This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

 It will drink all your beer. (For God's sake, man, are
 you listening?)

 It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you
 are expecting company.

 It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
 with Rogaine, all the while dating your current
 boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their
 hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

 It will cause you to run with scissors and throw
 things in a way that is only fun until someone loses
 an eye.

 It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your
 active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
 undetectable misspellings, which grossly change
 the interpretations of key sentences.

 If the "Bad-times" message is opened in a Windows95/98
 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and
 leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to
 a full bathtub.

 It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
 mattresses and pillows; it will also refill your skim
 milk with whole milk.

 *********WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*********

 In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.

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