[tcb] Re: 's 58 thru 69

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>From: Neil <nbmdude@xxxxxxxxx>
>Sent: Oct 3, 2008 11:51 PM
>To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>Subject: [tcb] 's 58 thru 69
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>> AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED
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>> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
>> channels.  She > asked, what's on TV? 
>> I said, Dust. 
>> And then the fight started
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>> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
>> anniversary.  She > said, I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 
>> about 3 seconds.  
>> I bought her a scale.
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>> And then the fight started
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>> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
>> her someplace > expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
>> 
>> And then the fight started....
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>> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
>> apply for Social > Security. The woman behind the counter ask ed me for my 
>> driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had 
>> left my wallet at home.
>> I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come 
>>  back later.
>> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing
>> my curly silver hair. 
>> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
>> she processed my Social Security application.
>> 
>> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social 
>> > Security office.
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>> She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
>> disability, too.'
>> 
>> And then the fight started...
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>> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
>> reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat  
>> alone at a nearby table.
>> 
>> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
>> 
>> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.  I understand she took to 
>> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
>> hasn't been sober since.'
>> 
>> 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a
>> person could go on celebrating that long?'
>> 
>> And then the fight started...
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>> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
>> alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know 
>> how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
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>> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
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>> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
>> 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
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>> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
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>> And then the fight started... 
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