ROFLMAO On Fri, 2007-06-15 at 15:01 -0700, sammie smith wrote: > That's what they do in England, and speaking of bad > teeth...........They were once going to require all the English to > register in a national data base for identification and use dental > records, then they discovered that no Englishmen had dental records. > > a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx wrote: > Hey, not everyone that likes NASCAR are missing teeth. That is > just the people that live in the southeastern part of the > country. NASCAR is cool, but I do agree with Kat, they should > reverse a race and make all the drivers see if they could turn > right instead of left. > Em > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Will Wood > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Sent: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:11 pm > Subject: [tcb] Re: Trip Report - US Grand Prix (modified) > > That's very cool. Did they offer you any moonshine while you > were there. I mean Ethanol is only a stones throw molecularly > to White Lightening.... > > Also, NASCAR is for folks who have missing teeth.. Thought you > knew? > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Ronnie Hughes > Sent: Jun 15, 2007 11:58 AM > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [tcb] Trip Report - US Grand Prix (modified) > > Well not the US Grand Prix, but a real trip report > from last weekend. > > One of my suppliers sponsors the Ethanol IRL car. He > invited me to Texas Motor Speedway to the races last > Saturday. > > Drove to Fort Worth and checked into the Marriott near > the track. > > Parked my car and found the supplier waiting at the > Credentials building. > > He asked me how much was the parking? $20, he hands me > a $20. > > Hands me a golf shirt & hat > > Get my Pit Pass and they tell me I get ot ride in one > the Pace Cars before the race. > > Go down into the pits where they are preping the cars, > get a tour by the IRL officials > > Go to the Ethanol tent and have free beer & food > > A golf cart shows up and takes me and another guy over > to the end of pit row where we jump into a Honda > Accord Pace Car. Davey Hamilton, that finished 9th in > the Indy 500 this year, takes us around the track at > about 115 MPH. He is talking to us like we are a stop > sign and he is going around the track. > > Go back to the Ethanol tent & the two drivers, Jeff > Simmons & Scott Sharp, for the Rahal/Letterman team > come over and have lunch with us and sign autographs. > > Walk over to the seats where the vendor has headsets, > radios and beer waiting for us > > Watch the race, our guys finish in the Top 10. > > Drive back to the free hotel room > > Vendor buys breakfast > > Drive home and mow the yard (back to reality). > > Good time, too bad is wasn't for a NASCAR race. > > Ronnie > > > > ______________________________________________________ > Don't get soaked. Take a quick peak at the forecast > with theYahoo! Search weather shortcut. > > ______________________________________________________________ > Check Out the new free AIM(R) Mail -- 2 GB of storage and > industry-leading spam and email virus protection. > >