[tcb] Re: Trip Report - US Grand Prix (modified)

  • From: Will Wood <evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 18:30:21 -0500

ROFLMAO

On Fri, 2007-06-15 at 15:01 -0700, sammie smith wrote:
> That's what they do in England, and speaking of bad
> teeth...........They were once going to require all the English to
> register in a national data base for identification and use dental
> records, then they discovered that no Englishmen had dental records.
> 
> a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx wrote: 
>         Hey, not everyone that likes NASCAR are missing teeth. That is
>         just the people that live in the southeastern part of the
>         country.  NASCAR is cool, but I do agree with Kat, they should
>         reverse a race and make all the drivers see if they could turn
>         right instead of left.
>         Em
>         
>         
>         -----Original Message-----
>         From: Will Wood 
>         To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>         Sent: Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:11 pm
>         Subject: [tcb] Re: Trip Report - US Grand Prix (modified)
>         
>         That's very cool.  Did they offer you any moonshine while you
>         were there.  I mean Ethanol is only a stones throw molecularly
>         to White Lightening.... 
>          
>         Also, NASCAR is for folks who have missing teeth.. Thought you
>         knew?
>          
>         
>         
>         
>          
>                 -----Original Message----- 
>                 From: Ronnie Hughes 
>                 Sent: Jun 15, 2007 11:58 AM 
>                 To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
>                 Subject: [tcb] Trip Report - US Grand Prix (modified) 
>                 
>                 Well not the US Grand Prix, but a real trip report
>                 from last weekend.
>                  
>                 One of my suppliers sponsors the Ethanol IRL car.  He
>                 invited me to Texas Motor Speedway to the races last
>                 Saturday.
>                  
>                 Drove to Fort Worth and checked into the Marriott near
>                 the track.
>                  
>                 Parked my car and found the supplier waiting at the
>                 Credentials building.
>                  
>                 He asked me how much was the parking? $20, he hands me
>                 a $20.
>                  
>                 Hands me a golf shirt & hat
>                  
>                 Get my Pit Pass and they tell me I get ot ride in one
>                 the Pace Cars before the race. 
>                  
>                 Go down into the pits where they are preping the cars,
>                 get a tour by the IRL officials
>                  
>                 Go to the Ethanol tent and have free beer & food
>                  
>                 A golf cart shows up and takes me and another guy over
>                 to the end of pit row where we jump into a Honda
>                 Accord Pace Car.  Davey Hamilton, that finished 9th in
>                 the Indy 500 this year, takes us around the track at
>                 about 115 MPH.  He is talking to us like we are a stop
>                 sign and he is going around the track.
>                  
>                 Go back to the Ethanol tent & the two drivers, Jeff
>                 Simmons & Scott Sharp, for the Rahal/Letterman team
>                 come over and have lunch with us and sign autographs.
>                  
>                 Walk over to the seats where the vendor has headsets,
>                 radios and beer waiting for us
>                  
>                 Watch the race, our guys finish in the Top 10.
>                  
>                 Drive back to the free hotel room
>                  
>                 Vendor buys breakfast
>                  
>                 Drive home and mow the yard (back to reality).
>                  
>                 Good time, too bad is wasn't for a NASCAR race.
>                  
>                 Ronnie
>                 
>                 
>                 
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