Oh shut up. -----Original Message----- From: Will Wood <evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Tue, 3 Jul 2007 9:24 pm Subject: [tcb] Re: The Dude's Trip Report They must have been coming from a NASCAR event? On Tue, 2007-07-03 at 19:17 -0700, sammie smith wrote: > The only question I have is: Why would anyone be riding around with > their ex spouse? > > a1992cabbygirl@xxxxxxxxxxxx wrote: > Ok, I got one for you. My ex-husband and I are in a 1971 > squareback outside Porter(North of Houston). We get > stopped(don't know why), cop comes up to the window and before > he says that usual phrase, he goes "Is this a Volvo or a > Volkswagen?" My ex just looks at him and says "VW". The cop > turns to his partner and yells-"You owe me $5!" He says thank > you and good day. Couldn't stop laughing for miles! > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Will <evilscientistboo@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Sent: Tue, 3 Jul 2007 8:48 pm > Subject: [tcb] Re: The Dude's Trip Report > > that's nothing. One night going from Utah back to Virginia > City NV I was pulled over in Fernley NV by Three Sheriffs > patrols in my 61 vert for a taillight being out. > > I was going down the main drag at 9pm and they were sitting at > a gas station as I passed. > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________ > From: sammie smith <bugcollections@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 8:19 PM > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Subject: [tcb] Re: The Dude's Trip Report > > I love those AR patrol officers. I have driven my baja over > 100,000 miles. It has been pulled over twice. Once by an AR > highway patrol for no muffler on I 30 outside of Hope. Told > the officer he had the honor of being the first officer in > 100,000 miles to pull the car over for no muffler. The second > time was by a deputy sheriff in Clinton for what he said was > going over the double yellow line to pass. Both times I was > coming home from the Mountain View show. Neither time got a > ticket, just a warning. May have something to do with my > distaste for Bill Clinton (and Hillary too for that matter). > First time was in Hope (birthplace of Bill) and second was in > "Clinton AR." Maybe AR officers just don't like VWs. > > Neil McGlothin <nbmdude@.yahoo.com> wrote: > We dropped around...Oops, wrong Trips Report! > > We had NO incidents/breakdowns comin' OR goin'! > > Cruisin' back with Brian, I DID find that the Road Dog > had NO brake lights! Got to Little Rock Sunday > afternoon, usin' parkin' lights as brake lights so I > wouldn't get rear ended. > Monday, went to Roy Rogers in Little Rock to get a > switch to fix said brake lights, got to the kid's > house in Sherwood to fix, found that I wuz given the > WRONG switch, had to go BACK to Roy Rogers for the > correct one...got pulled over for, (guess what) NO > Brake Lights...esplained to the occifer that I was > enroute to get said issues fixed, showed him the wrong > switch and the receipt, was informed that it was > stupid and dangerous to drive with no brake lights and > that he was gonna give me a ticket. > I countered with the arguement that I was using the > light switch (parking lights) to SIMULATE havin' brake > lights and that the only reason I didn't use them when > he saw me was that I was pullin' into the parts place > to exchange the switch for the correct one. At that > time there was no one behind me (he was parked on the > street in front of the store), ,so I didn't mess with > the parkin' lights. > He frowned, looked thoughtful, then said, ,"Drivin' an > old junker like that, you got enough problems..." > Pissed me off, but I smiled and said thanks, then > cursed him, his 1st born and all the cops in Little > Rock. > Took me a LONG time to say not much happened, 'eh? > > > > > ____________________________________________________________________________________ > TV dinner still cooling? > Check out "Tonight's Picks" on Yahoo! TV. > http://tv.yahoo.com/ > > > = > > ______________________________________________________________ > Check Out the new free AIM(R) Mail -- Unlimited storage and > industry-leading spam and email virus protection. > > ________________________________________________________________________ Check Out the new free AIM(R) Mail -- Unlimited storage and industry-leading spam and email virus protection.