[tcb] Re: Psycoblooie!

  • From: Mark Sawyer <mechmark@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 08:37:32 -0700 (PDT)

All right, All right, If your gonna put it that way, Emily and I will be there. 
I may have to bring the Vanagon on a tow dolly but I might be able to get it 
fixed by then. I STILL WANT MY PARKING SPOT!!!!!! Ronnie's engine will NOT 
break down again, I brought in a priest and had it blessed before I delivered 
it.Now if I could just get an exorcist to expel the demons that live in the 
vanagon, I would be much happier.

Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote:          Since it is so dead quiet here, I 
suggest we talk about me. Well, not about me so much as Psycoblooie. 
   
  I guess we should try to make a rough guess as to who and how many will be 
coming. I know that it will be a very rough guess, but even a poor prediction 
will help to determine things such as, how many pork chops will we need for the 
Pork Chop Eating Championship or how much Jell-O for the Women's Wrestling Pit 
(more contestants means more Jell-O).
   
  So, sing out if you are coming and how many do you think will come with you 
or how many you might invite.
   
  Since we are not having the car show I am not sure of what committees are 
still working. Dan is head of the Steering Committee, although, he and Kat 
can't get here until the day of the party, so I'm not sure what all he might be 
steering. And Emily is Chairperson of the Trophy Committee. Yes, I know, if we 
aren't having a show why are there trophies? Well, there are going to be 
Lifetime Achievement Awards. I am going to get one and there may be others. 
And, of course the Champion Chop Eater and Jell-O Queen.
   
  Dan and Kat have already picked their camping spot, under the carport (room 
for one more there) And Mark and Emily have picked where Steve and Sharon's bus 
was fixed last year (quite a view) Steve (Big Balls) and his wife and their 
infant will be in the trailer.
   
  Does anybody else have a picked out spot?
   
  There are maybe 12 or 15 spots around the house that have electricity and 
water. Then there are about 20 spaces with only water. I think it was Duncan 
who asked if there was going to be any "Quiet areas". There will be semi-quiet 
areas on on side of the main house (water and electric) and on the road near 
but away from the house are maybe 5 primitive camping spots for very quiet.
   
  Even quieter, we own a one bedroom house at the corner where Beartrap Road 
meets Nob Hill (6/10ths of a mile from the main house) that is available. 5 or 
6 busses can camp up there, although it is right on a fairly busy road. As many 
folks who want can fill up that house.
   
  Across the street from the corner I have the garage (with the lift) that can 
fit as many as 5 busses inside in Air Conditioned comfort. And then there is a 
two bedroom house we own that we can fill up on a couple of acres of sloping 
grass behind the garage that can hold 4 or 5 busses in relatively flat ground 
with water and electric.
   
  So we have lots of room. 
   
  YOU ARE ALL ADVISED TO BRING SOME GOOD JACKSTANDS. We will go around with a 
floor jack to level the busses THERE IS VERY LITTLE TOTALLY LEVEL GROUND!
   
  Mark and Emily said that they are not coming. That's too bad 'cuz I was going 
to make him and his Snake Charmer Head of the Security Committee. And I guess 
that puts their primo spot up for grabs.
   
  Brian has manly issues, he will be at a wedding of people he doesn't like for 
a couple who will get a divorce in a year. Wuss.
   
  I would really like Everett to come (there may be a Lifetime Achievement 
award in it for him. Not my really big one, but a different one) He has already 
said that he will be working, so someone get ahold of him and force him to come.
   
  Trey has to come so that we can all watch him crash into canyon walls on his 
bike and point and laugh.
   
  I have some circle dirt race cars for Bodean to steal. (Of course the NASCAR 
hillbillies will make him squeal like a pig when they catch him).
   
  Ronnie, I suppose, will be in Sparky, and there is the lift and all for when 
Mark needs to fix that engine. Hey, I forgot, Mark can't come 'cuz he has his 
own manly issues. Ronnie, I'd make sure he comes in case he has to rebuild 
Sparkie's engine again.
   
  I don't know if Paul will stay here or not. He may go and sleep with Joe in a 
fancy ass hotel room. If Big Balls' wife and infant don't come with him y'all 
can have the trailer again. Paul could sleep in his truck bed tent, but we will 
have to remind him that the rain cover goes OUTSIDE the tent.
   
  On second thought, Steve and Sharon should get the trailer if BBs family 
doesn't come . They could stay in comfort as a reward for an excellent Classic.
   
  More to come. Get me those numbers.
   
   

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