I'm checking on them. I have already been in contact with UPS. What more do you want me to do????????????? Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote: Let me know where we stand with the idiots at UPS. I don't want to duplicate your efforts or get caught lying my ass off. I am all ready to jump all over UPS about how I am a very very important bigwig who's corporate Honor America celebration was ruined by the non-arrival of the T-shirts and I demand that they pay the production costs, the cost of shipping them individually to the people and that they should give us $100 each for our pain and suffering. ( I hope they don't open the box to see a picture of Ed driving a VW bus off a cliff with fireworks. Honor America?) Fred's friend, Joel works for UPS and I don't know why he didn't jump in a car and speed off into the night to handle this problem, no, he just continued to drink beer and shake his head about the incompetence of UPS. Hell, I was already doing that. I guess the whole lot of 'em are no better than all the corn in the Porta-potty. By the way, I won't personally go in there, but I have been told that the porta-potty is exceptionally full and that most of it is corn. There was a skinny red headed lawyer here and she actually took a picture of it. (I do not want to see it), but she thinks that from now on it should be called Psycopooie. But, I digress. The Riggs', Duncan and Gerald are still here. We are going to brunch now, because they all slept late and there is not one egg to be found. We ate 3 dozen eggs and a Sam's Club sized case of Egg Beaters. That is equivalent to all the eggs in Peru. Again, I digress. Mark, where that hell are the T-shirts?