[tcb] Re: It's a whole new week!
- From: Dan Martin <danandkatrinamartin@xxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:39:17 -0500
NO BUS CONTENT!
You forgot the whole Murray is full of water paragraph.
On Apr 28, 2008, at 8:48 AM, Denis Dodson wrote:
It's a new day! A new week! Possibilities are popping up like Spring
flowers!
I start the day kissing my wife as she is off to teach all the
little children. Wait, she can't back out of the driveway because
the compressor is kinda in the way. I had to get it out to blow up
the tires and stuff on the riding mower that it took three days to
resurrect from it's winter sleep. I move it. It is a heavy. She is
off!
Ah, the kettle is whistling, the water is hot for morning coffee,
but wait! That's right, last night something fell out off the
kitchen window sill and onto the roof. It was the coffee filters!
That's OK, I'll just use the ladder to climb onto the roof. My house
shoes are not the best for this, I should put on my sandals. But
wait! How cute, the gorilla sized German Shepard puppy from next
door has eaten one of them. Oh, well. I'll just make it work with
house shoes. OK! I have coffee.
My list of things to do today. I must call the County to try to get
help fixing my road that leads up to the highway. Even though it is
6/10 of a mile and has four houses, the county says it is a "RD",
residential drive, and not their responsibility. The recent hard and
non-stop rains have cut canyons big enough for donkey rides all over
it. I may have to get a real road company out to give me estimates,
since I don't want to waste thousands of dollars again, just to
watch it wash out. Living and learning!
And what is this crap with the electric company who can't figure out
how to apply each payment to the three meters I have. They keep
applying two payments to one meter so it has a credit and they turn
off the power to the others for non-payment. These country folk are
so cute!
My list is getting longer. Oh, yeah, I have that underground water
leak at the garage. I get to talk to the local plumber. I told him
that I had decided to hire him now instead of later, after I had
screwed it up so bad that I need to pay to repair the damage I did
before I pay him to fix the original problem. HA HA! He said that he
will get to it, probably in a couple of months. HA HA!
Oh, I can't forget to call the CPA and go down to the Tax Assessor
office to explain that the two other houses are uninhabitable, so I
shouldn't be paying tax on rental property. Maybe they will take
this bill back, you think? Sure they will.
Gee, I really need to get this paperwork out of the way so that I
can mow our 13 acres of two foot jungle that has exploded with all
the rain. But wait, remember the little wheel that broke off last
year? Oh yeah, I need to fix that because it just gouges big ruts if
I don't. I will need to go to Tractor Supply for the round stock to
cut and weld a new little axle, if I can find the flux that I
couldn't find last week.
OH NO! I forgot about the friggin' surprise birthday party at six! A
present? And I have an overdue book at the library. I didn't even
have time to open it.
Oh, and I told Jan that I would put together the outdoor kitchen.
But I have to install the door from the garage to outside. And what
about all these movie cameras? And the printer that won't work and
the refrigerator door isn't level anymore and it won't close right
and the hummingbird feeder and the trailer, oh yeah, the trailer! My
Drivers License is going to expire according to the lady at Sam's!
AND THE TALKING DEER AND THE SHELVES AND THE TELESCOPE!!!!!!
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE TALKING TO YOU!!!
no beer until later. no beer until later. no beer until
later. My Dad is going to kick my ass!
Dan Martin
1971 VW Bus
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