2 explorers were lost on a remote tropical island. They were confronted by a tribe of natives. The chief approached them and thrust his spear at them and demanded: "Chi Chi or death?" The first explorer, fearful of death, told the chief, "I'll take chi chi." The natives immediately tied him over a barrel and each member of the tribe raped and sodomized the explorer and then slowly tortured him to death while the other explorer watched helplessly. The chief then pointed his spear at the other explorer and asked "Chi chi or death?" The other explorer, not wanting to go through what he had just seen his friend and fellow explorer experience, immediately chose death. The chief slowly smiled and said "Death it is... but first, a little chi chi." The moral is... be careful what you ask for, you just might get it... or maybe the moral is that you can't win for losing... either way, always ask for chi chi... thank God it's Friday!